David Lynch visits Mobius.

[David Lynch]

Let`s do a role-play where David Lynch descides to vacation on Mobius. Laugh as I, in the role of Lynch, attempts to sell my woodwork to the people of Knothole village, cry as I cure Robotnik through the wonders of trancedental meditation! You can be whatever character you want.

[KommanderKasey]

Whatever character we want eh?

*imagines David Lynch saying, "Well, as long as you're not a freaky deaky transvestite with an odd obsession for pain and buttercups." And then I reply, "Cool!"*

I will be Wesley Ian McCobb, the lovable lucky guy from The Kentucky Battlestar System who has a hobby of flabbergasting individuals with his super cybertronic ball blasting rifle that fires the steamingest steam-powered missiles with the strength and power of the world's smallest grenades. Handy power in a handy rifle!

Oh yeah, and my job is bread shipping.