You see, NeoCities Wants to Save Us From the Crushing Boredom of Social Networking [wired]. You can use your account as a personal profile, sandbox, gaming platform (careful, those two mean serious business!), business page, or a painfully retro fan page. It doesn't even need to make any lick of sense. If you don't know a thing about HTML (and if you're here, I'm betting you know more than you think) they start you off with some sample text you can tweak and alter to fit your needs. They also have a few handy tutorials.
Well, watcha waitin' for? Get building!

No, none of those are mine. I'm too shy to share...