Have you checked your Humorscope today?

[Rozax]

Your Humorscope is like your horoscope, only better. This site does not include the addition of Ophiuchus, and they don't account for constellation shift. People who are serious about astrology probably don't check these sites, anyway. Unless you like being Ophiuchus, here's why your zodiac hasn't changed.

Here's mine for the: The currency crisis in Russia will continue to trouble you. The next time you have a dream in which you are told by your old Uncle Max to invest all your money in a canned borsht factory in Leningrad, you might stop to consider the alternatives. I hear that mutual funds can be nice, for example.

Well, at least now I know what's been buggy me all this time. I haven't quite been able to put my finger on it until now.

[Elisto Dragonwings]

HAHA, I like these

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Someone will soon approach you with an idea. Stay well clear of it.

Not at funny as Aries or Cancer though. And since Zoroastrianism almost doesn't exist anymore, I think Gemini survived today.

[Mi-24 Hind V]

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Good day to make Mexican food. Just don't drink the water.

My God, I am Latino! It's become sentient!

[Rozax]

MY WEIGHT PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You need to get more exercise, but can't tear yourself away from the computer. Do what I do: glue your keyboard to the ceiling, and get yourself a mini-trampoline!

[Hyram the Hedgehog]

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Despite your best efforts, you will be unable to get your book published. But all you really need to do is change the title! "A Comparative Study of Invertebrate Parasites" is not likely to be published. But "A Bucket Full Of Leeches"? Now that's another story.

Why mine allways suck?!!

[Neon Black]

MY WEIGHT PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You need to get more exercise, but can't tear yourself away from the computer. Do what I do: glue your keyboard to the ceiling, and get yourself a mini-trampoline!

High-five, fellow Piscean.

[Rozax]

MY WEIGHT PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED!!!

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You need to get more exercise, but can't tear yourself away from the computer. Do what I do: glue your keyboard to the ceiling, and get yourself a mini-trampoline!

High-five, fellow Piscean.

Got the glue, just need the trampoline.