What happens when we die?

[David Lynch]

Gee guys, what do you think happens after we die?

[Vulpes bicaudata]

Pallor mortis
Algor mortis
Rigor mortis
Livor mortis
Putrefaction
Decomposition
Skeletonization

[Hyram the Hedgehog]

If you're lucky: Fossilization

Unlucky: You turn into Petroleum oil, a far future gangsta (surely a evolved form of bee) burns you on it's pimpmobile engine.

Vulpes: I'm pretty sure it's "Ossification" no Skeleton#~@¡

[Spectre907]

Implying I will ever die. The Spectre is eternal.
After you die, you decompose, eventually becoming dust. Or you become a zombie, and seek the flesh of the living, at which point someone will brain you and you'll rot and dustificate.
Metaphysically? Who knows, no one has come back to share

[Mi-24 Hind V]

Why be concerned with the end when you have an entire life to live prior to that?

[Mach]

Why be concerned with the end when you have an entire life to live prior to that?

Indeed. Ill worry about the afterlife when I get to it

[DaddlerTheDalek]

The Corpse will be Buried. And The Soul will go... ehm... elsewhere!

[Norman the Opossum]

We either get stuffed into the flames, or we get buried and then eaten up by maggots.

Oh yeah, and there's that Revelation stuff that happens once our souls depart.

[supersonic7]

We go to heaven.

[Mach]

We go to heaven.

That must blow if your a masochist

[Mankoi]

I always sort of figured... nothing. Which is a bit depressing, yeah, but there's not a lot I can do about it, and, as comforting as the idea of an afterlife would be, I can't really believe in something just because it's comforting. So, I mostly just don't worry about it. Not a lot I can do, besides upload myself into a robot body.

Because THAT'S never gone wrong...

[Lynchenberg]

*Giggle* We float up to heaven and spend time with Jesus. ^^